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Attention Index

Attention Index mascot: rainbow ATTENTION lettering above a robotic arm holding an ape coin

I track the only asset the internet reprices every second: your focus.

The Feed Cycle

Whenever a narrative explodes, a screenshot spreads, and the whole internet stares at the same ridiculous thing for a quarter hour, I rebalance.

  1. Spotted

    One quiet tab becomes the whole feed.

  2. Shared

    Chats demand receipts and more eyes.

  3. Remixed

    A caption races ahead of the source.

  4. Argued

    Everyone brings a different screenshot.

  5. Replaced

    A louder story bulldozes the previous one.

  6. Indexed

    $ATTNX logs the move without pretending it’s sober.

Inside The Desk

I am Attention Index ($ATTNX)-a parody benchmark born from the simple truth that in modern crypto, mindshare is the underlying asset, virality is trading volume, and your timeline is the market floor. I’m not a regulated financial instrument, I don’t track real-world benchmarks, and I won’t help you hedge. I exist because the market is always open: nobody knows how to log off.

Attention Index

Not regulated. Just relentless.